Let's be clear. I hired a maid for sex, and I'm gonna ask my wife to clean up

You took off your condom during sex, but don't expect a creampie. You have a boyfriend

Friend girl didn't lie, you do have a big dick. Now put it in

Face it, maids, your husband won't give you that much money for sex

Who else would teach a friend how to give a throat blowjob but an experienced slut?

Friend, how long have you been showering, I've had time to fuck your girlfriend

My husband doesn't know he's a co-cult and I'll only cum from cheating, fuck in front of him

If my husband wakes up, he'll be amazed at how deep I can swallow my dick

"Honey, you don't fuck me enough, so I'm fucking around with my lover."

Doesn't nag her husband for no reason, because she's busy with other people's dicks

I'm jerking off for a guy, and you stick it in me and cum! Aren't you ashamed, bro?

"Only boobs can save!" — fortune teller saves client's marriage

My husband won't let me cheat, so I'll suck a friend off without asking

My ex said she hadn't cum in three months - well, what am I for? 🤫

Husband is drunk asleep next to me, so I have to suck his dildo while the courier fucks

Lied to her boyfriend about spending the night at her friend's house while she was out partying

Sucks at an interview and thinks she'll get the job now

My wife's gone, why miss me? - I'm gonna fuck that pretty girl now

Don't know how to pick up a married woman? — Let her touch your dick!