Buddy, why the fuck are you fucking my wife? What about the CS:GO tournament...

Neighbors come to meet me, but they all leave shagged

You lick your friend, and I'll put my dick in your ass

A friend girl shared her boyfriend with me, and I'll treat her to sperm

Let's be clear. I hired a maid for sex, and I'm gonna ask my wife to clean up

Is your lover's sister jerking off to porn? That's not okay, we should fuck her

Fuck Mommy, or everyone will know you jerked off with my panties

Face it, maids, your husband won't give you that much money for sex

"Honey, you don't fuck me enough, so I'm fucking around with my lover."

My husband doesn't know he's a co-cult and I'll only cum from cheating, fuck in front of him

Friend, how long have you been showering, I've had time to fuck your girlfriend

You took off your condom during sex, but don't expect a creampie. You have a boyfriend

If my husband wakes up, he'll be amazed at how deep I can swallow my dick

"Only boobs can save!" — fortune teller saves client's marriage

Doesn't nag her husband for no reason, because she's busy with other people's dicks

Sucks at an interview and thinks she'll get the job now

Husband is drunk asleep next to me, so I have to suck his dildo while the courier fucks

My wife's gone, why miss me? - I'm gonna fuck that pretty girl now

Don't know how to pick up a married woman? — Let her touch your dick!